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Kamis, 05 April 2012

Courageous 80-Year-Old Woman In Wisconsin Pilots Plane After Husband Dies During Flight

Brave 80-year-old Helen Collins assumed the reins of husband John Collins's small Cessna plane, safely landing the aircraft, after he suffered a fatal heart attack during flight. Aviation employees at Cherryland Airport in Wisconsin guided her on how to land the plane that was low on fuel, as she had no licenses or training. Collins did the best she could and miraculously survived the crash landing, with a cracked rib and injured back.

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After pilot dies, Wisconsin grandma has 'right stuff' to land plane

Selasa, 27 Maret 2012

JetBlue Captain Goes Berserk About Bombs During Flight And Is Restrained By Passengers

Can You Say Lawsuit

Jetblue airplane captain went AWOL during a flight from Las Vegas to New York. The captain had a mental breakdown, snapped and started screaming about bombs, terrorism and Al Qaeda, which forced the passengers to lock him out of the cockpit and restrain him, lest he accidentally crash the plane.

All I know is I could not have been on that flight. I would be so ticked. You make me late or crash the plane into the ocean, you won't have to worry about sharks or Al Qaeda, because Aisha will get you:

a.) For getting my hair wet after it took me 1 hour to blow dry and style it in the morning (as Ace Ventura would say "No one messes with the do")

b.) For getting my beloved laptop wet - another no no

c.) For getting my suede lined bag wet

News choppers flying over head would report, "An irate black woman was seen beating the captain for ruining her hairstyle, laptop and purse. She was heard yelling, 'All you had to do was fly the plane straight!' He seems to require police protection."

I'm kidding.

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Senin, 19 Maret 2012

Obama's Lectures On 'Gas Guzzlers' Is Ironic As He Uses More Gas Than The Average American

He Is Potentially The Biggest Gas Guzzler In The Nation Sucking Up More Gas Than Mylanta

President Barack Obama: I don't fly that high

President Barack Obama has been lecturing and "mocking" political opponents and Americans in general, on the ills of modes of transportation that are "gas guzzlers" labeling such folks "Flat Earthers" (the only thing "flat" is your jump shot). This is ironic, as President Obama uses more gas than the average American, courtesy of Air Force One and the presidential limo. That's right, I'm going there tonight with this article and it's partly due to the fact I have PMS and somebody is going to pay for that!

Air Force One is a beautiful aircraft, but nonetheless, it is a gas guzzler

Now, I'm not knocking Obama for flying in Air Force One, as it is a sweet aircraft that keeps the Commander-in-Chief, Gas-Guzzler-In-Chief safe, but to lecture everyone else on "gas guzzlers" where you suck up more gas than two hundred Americans on a commercial airliner, is, how do I put it, hypocritical.

The Beast

Moving on to Obama's favorite mode of land transportation, the presidential limo, which he dubbed "the Beast." Before I begin, why did he name it "The Beast." Not to get technical, but theologically speaking, "the Beast" is the name of the anti-Christ/Satan in the Bible. But I digress. The last I checked, "the Beast" was not an electric or wind up car. My point, while President Obama dangerously drives up the price of gas, fulfilling a campaign threat to wean Americans off oil (the hard way) he is using enough gas for a few hundred people.

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President Obama Calls Oil Drilling Advocates “Flat Earthers”

March 18, 2012 09:40 AM EDT - In yet another instance of President Obama mocking republicans, he calls those who do not support yet more failed green stimulus in favour of drilling for domestic oil "Flat Earthers". During a speech at a college in Maryland, Obama said, "We've heard this kind of thinking before. Let me tell you something. If some of these folks were around when Columbus set sail, they must have been founding members of the Flat Earth Society," he continues, "...I guess they like gas guzzlers. They think that's good for our future. We're trying to move towards the future, they want to be stuck in the past!"

It is not about gas prices, it is about incentivizing people by removing their choices. If gas prices are too high, they actually work to the benefit of this mentality.

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Sabtu, 21 Januari 2012

Model And Blogger Lauren Scruggs Should Do Interview About Plane Propeller Accident She Survived

Lauren Scruggs this week going to physical therapy (Photo Credit: Nick Stern)

Model and blogger, Lauren Scruggs, survived a very serious physical and emotional trauma, after walking into a plane propeller at night, after taking a flight in a small plane to view Christmas lights in Texas last year. Yesterday, a terrible 911 tape was released of the incident that left many shaken. Scruggs was heard crying, wailing and moaning in anguish, after the propeller cracked her skull, destroyed her eye and severed her hand.

Remarkably, she survived, even when the paramedics feared she would die due to the extent of her injuries and began praying for her. Scruggs should do an interview to talk about her survival and to clear up misconceptions about the accident, as there are rumors out there that do not seem true.

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