JetBlue Captain Goes Berserk About Bombs During Flight And Is Restrained By Passengers

Can You Say Lawsuit

Jetblue airplane captain went AWOL during a flight from Las Vegas to New York. The captain had a mental breakdown, snapped and started screaming about bombs, terrorism and Al Qaeda, which forced the passengers to lock him out of the cockpit and restrain him, lest he accidentally crash the plane.

All I know is I could not have been on that flight. I would be so ticked. You make me late or crash the plane into the ocean, you won't have to worry about sharks or Al Qaeda, because Aisha will get you:

a.) For getting my hair wet after it took me 1 hour to blow dry and style it in the morning (as Ace Ventura would say "No one messes with the do")

b.) For getting my beloved laptop wet - another no no

c.) For getting my suede lined bag wet

News choppers flying over head would report, "An irate black woman was seen beating the captain for ruining her hairstyle, laptop and purse. She was heard yelling, 'All you had to do was fly the plane straight!' He seems to require police protection."

I'm kidding.

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Are Men The Source Of Women's Problems - A Funny Item Seems To Think So

For the record, I think men are fabulous, but I couldn't help but laugh when I read the following item on one of my friend's refrigerator and wanted to share it with you:

JUST A COINCIDENCE

I don't think so..

1.) MENstrual cramps

2.)MENtal breakdown

3.) MENopause

4.)MENtal Illness

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN

A Comedic Look At Peyton Manning Considering Denver Over Miami For His Next Career Move In Football

Some tough choices for Peyton Manning

Well, well, well! Stellar football quarterback, Peyton Manning, is considering a move to Denver over Miami. He was in Florida recently and also made his way to Denver, Colorado. The Judiciary Report was not amused with his trip to Denver, as the Dolphins in Miami would be a great choice for him, as opposed to the Broncos.

To the people of Denver reading this website, look away now, because this could get ugly! Peyton, let me talk to you for a second. Why are you thinking about picking snow over picking oranges (not a word out of the New Yorkers reading the site - zip it). Let's compare shall we:

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

To the people of Denver, Colorado, I'm just joking. Note to self: hire security when visiting Denver.

Funny Photos Of The Obamas That May Indicate Something About Their Sex Life

President Barack Obama

As many of you know, there's only 8-months left until the 2012 Presidential Election in the United States. Due to this fact, President Obama has been burning the midnight oil, feverishly trying to turn the U.S. economy around, to impress voters, as he wants a second term in office.

First Lady Michelle Obama

In viewing some recently taken photographs of the Obamas at a state function, which some sites are implying reveal discord between the First Couple, the Judiciary Report, being the kind and considerate website it is, decided to put some comedic captions on the photos, where the president looks tired and his wife annoyed. Has Obama been neglecting his husbandly duties in favor of working on the economy.

Obama: not tonight Michelle, I have a headache!

Michelle Obama: you better take an Aspirin if you know what's good for you!

Obama: I have taken the Aspirin, dear!

Vice President Joe Biden: don't look at me. I don't have anything to do with this!

Hillary Clinton Has Been Wearing Frau Fashions

But Who's Her Doctor Evil

Hillary Clinton

U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, who is also the wife of former President Bill Clinton, has been wearing fashion similar to the movie character Frau from the "Austin Powers" film series. Bisexual Clinton has always worn androgynous fashions.

Frau

However, Clinton has gone all the way with her latest look, sure to scare world diplomats into submission and fashion fright on sight. Look how square the outfit looks and she probably isn't wearing shoulder pads. It's all apart of her intimidation plot (LOL).