Mitt Romney's Wife Made A Joke About His Zipper That Is Being Interpreted As A Double Entendre

Mitt Romney and Ann Romney

It appears Ann Romney, the wife of Republican frontrunner, Mitt Romney, was getting frisky on the campaign trail, as the mother of five commented on her husband's zipper in a manner that seems to be a double entendre.

Mitt: she likes my Romney!

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Ann Romney: Unzip Mitt!

In an attempt to convince people that her husband is not as stiff as he appears on the campaign trail, Ann Romney suggested “we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out.” Her comment, unsurprisingly, has gone viral, but what she meant to say was, Mitt’s not a robot!... (The Daily Beast).

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Justin Bieber Could Be Hit With Lawsuit Over Twitter Phone Prank Gone Wrong

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber after a night of underage drinking at a Florida bar

Famous 18-year-old singer Justin Bieber, is in legal trouble over a prank gone wrong, which could cost him some cash. Bieber thought it would be funny to post a telephone number, one digit short, on his Twitter page, telling his fans "Call me right now." It didn't occur to him they would guess the missing number.

Bieber did not think of what would happen if his fans called the telephone number...and thousands of them did, annoying a real couple in Texas named Dilcie and Kent. The calls have been occurring on an hourly basis. As a result, they are threatening legal action against Bieber for the annoyance and inconvenience of the non-stop calls.

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Justin Bieber Threatened with Lawsuit Over Reckless Tweet

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Are Men The Source Of Women's Problems - A Funny Item Seems To Think So

For the record, I think men are fabulous, but I couldn't help but laugh when I read the following item on one of my friend's refrigerator and wanted to share it with you:

JUST A COINCIDENCE

I don't think so..

1.) MENstrual cramps

2.)MENtal breakdown

3.) MENopause

4.)MENtal Illness

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN

A Comedic Look At Peyton Manning Considering Denver Over Miami For His Next Career Move In Football

Some tough choices for Peyton Manning

Well, well, well! Stellar football quarterback, Peyton Manning, is considering a move to Denver over Miami. He was in Florida recently and also made his way to Denver, Colorado. The Judiciary Report was not amused with his trip to Denver, as the Dolphins in Miami would be a great choice for him, as opposed to the Broncos.

To the people of Denver reading this website, look away now, because this could get ugly! Peyton, let me talk to you for a second. Why are you thinking about picking snow over picking oranges (not a word out of the New Yorkers reading the site - zip it). Let's compare shall we:

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

To the people of Denver, Colorado, I'm just joking. Note to self: hire security when visiting Denver.

Funny Photos Of The Obamas That May Indicate Something About Their Sex Life

President Barack Obama

As many of you know, there's only 8-months left until the 2012 Presidential Election in the United States. Due to this fact, President Obama has been burning the midnight oil, feverishly trying to turn the U.S. economy around, to impress voters, as he wants a second term in office.

First Lady Michelle Obama

In viewing some recently taken photographs of the Obamas at a state function, which some sites are implying reveal discord between the First Couple, the Judiciary Report, being the kind and considerate website it is, decided to put some comedic captions on the photos, where the president looks tired and his wife annoyed. Has Obama been neglecting his husbandly duties in favor of working on the economy.

Obama: not tonight Michelle, I have a headache!

Michelle Obama: you better take an Aspirin if you know what's good for you!

Obama: I have taken the Aspirin, dear!

Vice President Joe Biden: don't look at me. I don't have anything to do with this!

When Embarrassing Family Photos Strike

Some people have warm, loving families. While others have members that push you down a slide face first. The people at Awkward Family Photos have compiled a few odd family photos that will make you feel normal about your own. You're welcome.

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Hillary Clinton Has Been Wearing Frau Fashions

But Who's Her Doctor Evil

Hillary Clinton

U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, who is also the wife of former President Bill Clinton, has been wearing fashion similar to the movie character Frau from the "Austin Powers" film series. Bisexual Clinton has always worn androgynous fashions.

Frau

However, Clinton has gone all the way with her latest look, sure to scare world diplomats into submission and fashion fright on sight. Look how square the outfit looks and she probably isn't wearing shoulder pads. It's all apart of her intimidation plot (LOL).