Vanessa Paradis Disses Angelina Jolie For Breaking Up Her Relationship With Johnny Depp

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Has the woman the internet dubbed "Angelina Ho-lie" struck again. According to reports, she has done just that. It is being stated that Hollywood actress and homewrecker, Angelina Jolie, a woman that broke up the marriage of Hollywood couple Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, allegedly also caused the split of another long term pairing, with her wandering eye and vagina.

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis

Jolie is accused of breaking up actor Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, who have children together. Depp starred in the film "The Tourist" with Jolie, where the two played a couple. Seems this is a repeat of what transpired with Jolie and Pitt, who met on the set of the 2005 film "Mr. And Mrs. Smith" and had sex during the making of the movie, devastating his then wife Aniston, effectively ending their 5-year marriage.

Jennifer Aniston Insists There Is No Rivalry With Fellow Actress Angelina Jolie

Uh, Yea There Is!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (they look like they are in a wax museum)

A gracious Jennifer Aniston claims there exists no rivalry with fellow actress, Angelina Jolie, who stole her husband, actor Brad Pitt, in an adulterous affair that made many headlines. Ok, the woman stole your husband, girlfriend. There is a rivalry. Still, it's good that Aniston is taking the high road and it is great to forgive people when they wrong you.

Jennifer Aniston

Aniston describes the situation as, "A story headline that won't go away, but it's a money thing.” Er, once again, the woman stole your husband. It's not solely about money, but people's sense of right and wrong and what she and Pitt did was wrong. Websites call her "Angelina Ho-lie" over that scandal. A TV show did as well.

Is Brad Pitt Making Excuses Not To Marry Angelina Jolie

Look How Long He’s Been Promising

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

For years Hollywood actor Brad Pitt has been making excuses as to when he will marry the mother of his children, adulterous actress, Angelina Jolie, who broke up his marriage. Every time it’s a new excuse in a long interview. Put up or shut up, pretty boy. By the way, Pitt, you're not getting any younger.

Yet, ironically enough, he married his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, not long after meeting her. With Jolie, he has been living in sin with her for seven years and is still running from marrying her. There have been credible rumors in Hollywood of Pitt cheating on Jolie, but she has pretended these women do not exist.

Madonna Putting Out A Perfume Is Ironic Because...

Well, The Pictures Speak For Themselves

Photo and caption of Man-donna by Roflrazzi.com

This is a continuation of the article Madonna Is Putting Out A Perfume And You Know What It Probably Smells Like.... Included in this post are photos of other female celebrities at the gym. They look graceful and radiant and not like something someone just shot out of a cannon:

Jennifer Aniston

Megan Fox

Kate Beckinsale

And here's Madonna at the gym looking funky and crazy like she just wrestled a bear:

And even when she was younger she was still an unattractive manly mess:

In closing, with all her manly looks, bad plastic surgery and sweaty public appearances, does she really look like someone that knows anything about perfume or a person one would want to smell like in any way (I think not). Save your money. Don't buy her perfume.

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