Selasa, 20 Desember 2011

Kim Kardashian Says Reality Shows To Go On For Years

What Has The World Done To Deserve This

The Kardashian Christmas Card...looks nothing like Christmas! And why is Kourtney's butt bigger than her baby all of a sudden. Uh, check out milk dud in the back posing like he is in GQ (milk dud = bald black guy).

Attention seeker Kim Kardashian stated this week that her reality shows featuring members of her family could go on for years. Not if I have anything to do with it. To continue to inflict these terrible reality shows on the nation and the world is cruel and unusual punishment, forbidden by the Constitution and as such should be branded a form of torture.

Kim Kardashian looking not so amused after the public turned on her for dumping her husband after 72-days of marriage. For those of you that do not know the expression a person gets when a sinister plan blows up in their face, Kim is sporting that look right now.

I have a better idea. Here's my idea for a new reality show: gather all the stars from irritating reality shows and drop them in a pit of alligators or tank of sharks and whoever survives...gets electrocuted. You have to cover all your bases. Too violent? Okay, in stead of a pit of alligators, how about a cauldron of crocodiles (after the first bite the animals would die of silicone poisoning).

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