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R&B singer and womanbeater, Chris Brown, posted posted of himself cooking a soul food meal of fried chicken, corn bread, corn on the cob, collard greens, sweet potatoes, string beans and macaroni and cheese, for his sex partner/girlfriend Karrueche Tran. Is he trying to make his other girlfriend Rihanna jealous (New Photo Reveals Cheating Chris Brown Left The Club With Two Blondes).
Chris Brown pretending he cooked
The food doesn't look beaten, uh I mean eaten, so maybe he did cook it. Not! You guys know full well Chris Brown did not cook that food. Your mamma cooked it (or maybe Tran). He's too busy snatching phones and sleeping with numerous women to make a decent meal.
Brown's soul food meal
Tran is brave to trust Chris Brown in a kitchen, with all those knives and frying pans around. That's begging for trouble. Dude might flip out on you like he did Rihanna after that Grammy party. When he comes after you with that frying pan you'll know.