Chad Johnson and Evelyn Lozada
Just when you thought it was safe to watch television again. It has been announced, VH-1 is giving Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson and his fiancée, Evelyn Lozada, their own reality show. It is a spin off of "Basketball Wives" which the two appeared on in past seasons. The title of the show is allegedly "Ocho & Ev."
Personally, I don't care for the title of the show, because I prefer my title for the couple Milkdud and Evelyncita. "Milkdud" which is a cute nickname for bald black men and adding "cita" to the end of Evelyn's last name, because it has a nice Spanish flare. However, my title Milkdud and Evelyncita is just not that catchy.
Side Bar: real talk, for those two to make it in a marriage, Ochocinco will have to check his wandering eye at the door. Infidelity will damage any relationship.